How to Cuss Like a Dragon

You know what they say, “Don’t use the Lord’s name in vain.”
In other words, “Don’t say ‘Goddammit!'”
To get around this problem you can cuss like a Dragon instead.
So how do we say “Goddammit!” like a Dragon?
We say, “Dragonnabbit!”
Or better yet, “Dragon nabbed it!”
You see?
Everybody is happy!
Nobody is offended!

So there!

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