Then things got really whacky.
The other extra-terrestrials,
You know,
The ones NOT marooned here on Earth?
Snuck up on us to rescue us,
Hiding behind six asteroids.
And do you know what they saw
As they approached Earth?

A crazy neon sign encircling the planet,
Flashing brilliantly in colors of orange and blue,
Saying…

“Welcome to planet Earth!
Where all the governments are hoaxes!
And all the economies are Ponzi schemes!”

Well…
It was at that moment
That the OTHER extra-terrestrials decided…

What HAPPENS on Earth STAYS on Earth…
And they quietly hitched along with those asteroids
As they passed us by.