I can only imagine
What it would be like
To be in radio communication
With my neighbor’s dog…
Rover.

Me: inki to to Rover, inki to Rover… are you there?
Over Rover…

Over and out…
Rover.

Roll over…
Over and out… Rover.

But what if it turned out
That Rover…
Wasn’t my neighbor’s dog,
But rather…
My sister’s cat?

Then why in Dragon’s name?
Would you name your sister’s cat
After your neighbor’s dog?

Over Rover?
There can be only one answer.
Your sister’s cat
Is your neighbor’s dog’s
Anti-cat!

That right.
The Anti-Cat.
Her number is…
999

Of course!
And her name is Rover.

Over and out and roll over that Rover…

out…