Dragon Haikus Hieronymous

Did you hear about the new beauty cream for Dragons?

No. What about it?

I am surprised! Even thaumatized!
The commercials have been all over the TV you know.

What commercials?

You know… the commercials put out there by Neutron Genesis LLC.
Their stocks have really gone through the roof!

Oh really? I had not noticed.

I am astonished — filled with wonder and awe, actually — at your ability to completely disregard the trans-beautification of such magnificent Dragon Gems as those pretty little women who are literally transmogrified by amazing Neutron Genesis Dragon Beauty Cream! Oh… you know what?


They say the reason why the Dragon Beauty Cream works so good is because it has a secret ingredient! It is hidden hieronymously deep within the jar and you have to read between the fine print to find it.

What does it say?

It says, “Contains Haikulironic Acid.” Which is ironic, if you ask me.

Not to mention… hieronymous as well…?


But what the hell IS “Haikulironic Acid” anyway?

It kind of goes like this… ready?

No. But lay it on me anyway.

Okay. Here goes:
God damned it.
Then the Dragon nabbed it.

That’s it?

Yup. That’s it.

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