Have I told you the story about the Dragon in the Sky?

No. Is it an adventure story?

Indeed. Electric. Even magnetic, you might say.
Volcanic. Gyronoetik.

Does it have a hero?

Sure does.

What’s his name?

It isn’t a his.

Oh. Sorry. What’s her name?

It isn’t a her either.

What the fuck? What is it?

Exactly.

Okay. Okay. Well, what is its name?

Thuban.

So, you say, the hero of the story of the Dragon in the Sky is some gender-not-defined character named Thuban…

Correct.

You know… you really are a sick puppy! You need help!

So does the Dragon.