Have you heard Stairway to Heaven from the Led Zeppelin album, the Song Remains the Same?

I sure have. Eleven minutes of Stairway there, I should say!

Indeed! But get a load of this.

A load of what?

This.

Okay. What?

The name of the Song has nevertheless changed.

What? Why?

To Confuse the Innocent.

Okay Joe Friday. Whatever you say.

I am not kidding.

So, you mean to say that the Names were Changed to Confuse the Innocent?

Precisely. That is pretty much the nip of it, and the tuck as well.

Why?

We do not give our Diamonds to Seekers.

No? Who do we give them to, then?

Finders.

Are those the Keepers?

Nope.