Let Congress eat cake…
And will SOMEBODY please give the president… a lollipop?

Wrong hole Roger!
I meant for you to stick it up his ass.

Here… take the big one.

And the Scarecrow singing…
If my president…
Only had a brain!

The Zombies ate his homework…

T-minus 30 days and counting…
Until loserhood…

donald trump.

And the Tinman’s heart ran amok…
When the alarm clock struck…

And the Lion kept saying…
I do believe in election fraud! I do! I do! I do believe in election fraud!

And the Fat Lady sang…

America got crapped on by a reindeer!
While Santa Claus was getting a blow job!