Well… it finally happened.
My Ponderosa Pine Tree Spirit made its Debut.
Oh? What did it look like?
Like Ian McKellen in a Smokey the Bear hat with a beard down to his belly wide as the Kuiper Beltway!
Oh Brother! Only you! Did it say anything?
As a matter of fact, it did.
What then? What did it say?
It said… are you ready for this?
Come on! Out with it man!
Okay. Okay… “Remember! Only YOU can Prevaricate a Kryptic Fire!”
You gotta be fucking kidding me…
I don’t know. Am I?