The Tin Man from Thuban…is all crated up.
The 75 Inch Videodrome Signal Decoder…is all crated up.
The Cross-Excalibur-Dressing Fake Dragon Sword…is all bubble wrapped up.
The Domain of the Golden Dragon Dead Daddy Sabre…is all bubble wrapped up.

All the Demons are in… tight little bottles.
All the Messages…have been Hermes Thrice Encoded by Jadite Poppa Encoder Ring.
The DECODER Ring? Apparently… Missing…? Oh well…
The Fake Dragon is…
Locked up for the Night in the Brass Mommy Puff the Magic Dragon Box.
And Dear Dead Daddy…
Was Found Acting on the Set of Dead Can Dance!