The Thytanikan Sword, Now Raised,
Parallel to the Lines of Force of the Gyronoetikon Itself,
No Longer… Perpendicular, and At Odds With Its Mother.
The Evolutionary Raising of the Sword is…
The Awakening of the Extra-Terrestrial Beings
Currently Marooned Here on Planet Earth.
We Dragoneers affectionately
Call the Stupid Little Fucks…
“The Human Stone! <insert plenty of Vibrato here>”
Little Green Men. Yup. Little Green Men.
That’s Who We Love…
To Fuckity Fuck…
Fuck… Fuck… Fuck…