I have Explained to you
About the Worlding of the World,
And of the Worlding of the Moon
On July 20th, 1969.
And I have even introduced you
To the Oracle of Galaiyah Herself.
She’s a Periodic Table Skirt Flasher
With Absent Atomic Underwear
And a Hairy Chinese Bush.
But I have said Nothing about the Insertion Nexus of the Venn Diagramatic Overlapping of the Gyros of the Earth, the Moon, and the Sun.
It might seem like Incesticide to you.
A Menage a Triple Luminosity Tryst
Involving a Mother… Her Daughter… and the Daughter’s Grandpa!
Who woulda thunk?
That the Road to Staffing
The Army of Galaiyah
Would have led
To such Atrocious
Dragon Childhood Porn as this!
But it did.