But didn’t Know you just HAD to ask.

Because you didn’t Know you were on
A Thaumaturgickal Treasure Hunt.

Because you had not Found(ed)
Your Thaumaturgickal Treasure Map.

Because Nobody Told you
That Gold you Turned the Lead into
Was supposed to be
For You to Buy your Diamonds.

And NO, the Jews don’t have them!

But they just MIGHT…
Have the Space Lasers you Wanted.