It is not the speed of the superb eelektronik-bicycle that gets me by my orgasm stick.

Oh no.

It is the superlative flowing transpositionality of it, which is so reminiscent of panic stricken Titanic Seamen sliding down the wooden decks of a sinking mother ship.

It gets me off every time.

Then I cum here to tell you about it.

That must make me a…

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