Extra! Extra! Read All About It!

The Imminentizing of the Eschaton was known to be the most tasteless April Fool’s Joke in History. Well, our Dragon Double Agent has discovered a new and far more insidious Illuminati Plot…

The Detonation of the Poetikon Bomb.

Scheduled to occur at 1:23:45 AM DTJ (Dragon Juxtaposition Time) on February 29th, 2023.

You will need, one each, Bicycle, and, one each, hit of Mickey Mouse Acid, to get there.

Go for a Ride through the Strange Loop of Dragon Time.

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